Deranged Donald Trump
by Jeffrey Hirsch
I used to kill Mosquitos,
but Muslims are more fun.
I need a new target for my nuclear guns…
Don’t mess with me,
cause I’m high toxicity.
Don’t mess with me,
cause my name is DDT…
The oil pipelines will now resume,
as will Exxon-Profits I presume!
Cause my name is DDT
and I’m very high toxicity!
